EVERYONE STOP.
We need to petition the Legends team immediately for a couple of waves of the most bugfuck what in the absolute Christ am I reading 'Kulan Gath Wandavision's NYC and everyone's dressed like they're in a Frazetta painting' wave. Seriously, one minute Rogue swimsuit edition and Storm losing her powers, hanging with Forge then it's FUCKING DIRE WRAITHS??? then it's whatever the fuck this was. Steve Rogers the Barbarian, Callisto and Rachel getting their Red Sonja on, Rogue made of green crystal and in D&D get up, Wasp turned into some kind of soul sucking hellbeast, Storm becomes techno-organic...WHAT?
This was the most completely random shit I never expected but now I need all of it.