The Chatty Pointless Thread

[AceofKnaves]

I hope you both did the "I'm walkin' here!" bit from Taxi Driver when you pounded on them hoods!

More like “I will fucking tear your right arm off and use it to give you a colonoscopy, you piece of absolute shit!”

 

[Ru1977]

you piece of absolute shit

I love the 'absolute' part. It's that kind of language that truly elevates an insult.

 

[TheGillMan]

@TheGillMan

Spoiler: psst

Midnight Cowboy

Correct...it's Monday...I'm tired and I want to go home!

 

[joshsquash729]

Ah, hell. I probably get nearly hit by a car while crossing the street once every other day or so. NY pedestrians and NY drivers are both simultaneously unstoppable forces and immovable objects just daring the other one to try something. Sometimes I hope I do get hit, cuz I could really use that sweet lawsuit payout. You know....for responsible things, of course......

 

[docsilence]

We need a laugh. Grown men on what is apparently not a pickleball court but sure looks like a pickleball court showing the world they absolutely have never been in a fight.

 

[Ru1977]

They look like they're rehearsing the steps before the camera rolls.

 

[Red Ogre]

We need a laugh. Grown men on what is apparently not a pickleball court but sure looks like a pickleball court showing the world they absolutely have never been in a fight.

 

[docsilence]

I don't know if I'm disappointed or impressed by the guy baffing the other dude in the face with his paddle. Low blow but when the bar is on the floor...

 

[Red Ogre]

... because they were doing 70k in a 50k and blasted through the crosswalk...

Read as "70,000 in a 50,000".
That's more than escape velocity!

 

[TheSameIdiot]

Articulated Thoughts... welcome to the war on cars.

I used to walk to work. I have no idea how many times I was almost hit, but it was in the upper double-digits. I was also actually hit once. Pounding on their hood, window, or windshield is the least you can do.

 

[DarthDre758]

We need a laugh. Grown men on what is apparently not a pickleball court but sure looks like a pickleball court showing the world they absolutely have never been in a fight.

Towards the end, did the guy in blue completely whiff and punch the glass?

 

[joshsquash729]

Ouch. The sheer Caucacity. And I thought I was whiter than sour cream.

 

[Red Ogre]

We need a laugh. Grown men on what is apparently not a pickleball court but sure looks like a pickleball court showing the world they absolutely have never been in a fight.

I nearly always regret peeking in on the comments section, but these are great!

realchriscane
"No individuals where harmed in the making of this video"

alixthomsen
"Are... are THESE the alphas that women are supposed to submit to????"

qualinost68
"My vag is like a field of tumbleweeds over here watching these fuckwits not land one credible punch."

 

[docsilence]

I nearly always regret peeking in on the comments section, but these are great!

realchriscane
"No individuals where harmed in the making of this video"

alixthomsen
"Are... are THESE the alphas that women are supposed to submit to????"

qualinost68
"My vag is like a field of tumbleweeds over here watching these fuckwits not land one credible punch."

I have been told, as an ex-boxer, that knowing how to fight and being comfortable with violence is NOT sexy by a lot of the women in my life, but I feel like the absolute clownshoes incompetence of these guys has got to be twice as unsexy as know to land a punch.

I love how the yellow shirt early in the video is like "guys, AGAIN, COME ON"

 

[Ru1977]

I understand this forum has no shortage of Matts, but should we ever run low, I found the Matt store on my way to work.