Mattel MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures

All that MOTU merch! I am so screwed, because I'm going to buy all of it. But I've waited for this my whole life. A properly done He-Man live action movie, with all the stupid-crazy amounts of merchandise at stores to promote it.

Toys, key chains, mugs, posters, etc. Stand back and watch my ass buy it. They are even making Temptations Cat treats for the MOTU movie, where the cartoon cat on the packaging is now dressed up as Battle Cat, with He-man riding him. I love kitties! I have kitties! I'm gonna buy the God damn cat treats!

In all my dreams of a He-Man movie with tons of merch, I never dreamed of MOTU cat treats. Expectations, surpassed!

All those figures looked really cool though. The Core Kids line 4 pack, that perverted Chronicles 2 pack, and then Origins MOTU Movie figures! This is all too good.
 
Super Camel said:
All that MOTU merch! I am so screwed, because I'm going to buy all of it. But I've waited for this my whole life. A properly done He-Man live action movie, with all the stupid-crazy amounts of merchandise at stores to promote it.

Toys, key chains, mugs, posters, etc. Stand back and watch my ass buy it. They are even making Temptations Cat treats for the MOTU movie, where the cartoon cat on the packaging is now dressed up as Battle Cat, with He-man riding him. I love kitties! I have kitties! I'm gonna buy the God damn cat treats!

In all my dreams of a He-Man movie with tons of merch, I never dreamed of MOTU cat treats. Expectations, surpassed!

All those figures looked really cool though. The Core Kids line 4 pack, that perverted Chronicles 2 pack, and then Origins MOTU Movie figures! This is all too good.
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I just hope that someone has the foresight to market pet costumes with a Battle Cat harness and helmet to put on your cat! I don't even have a cat, but I want to see pictures of pissed off cats slinking around wearing this, and seeing their bloodied fur parents beaming with joy! Bonus points if they make the harness compatible with the figures so you can have He-Man riding Mr. Fluffywhiskers around the house!
 
TheGillMan said:
I just hope that someone has the foresight to market pet costumes with a Battle Cat harness and helmet to put on your cat! I don't even have a cat, but I want to see pictures of pissed off cats slinking around wearing this, and seeing their bloodied fur parents beaming with joy! Bonus points if they make the harness compatible with the figures so you can have He-Man riding Mr. Fluffywhiskers around the house!
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Small dog work for ya?
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I'm good with that...but a cat would be funnier! Dogs are usually happy they're getting extra attention, so many of them are good with costumes (not all, of course) but cats? Oh, the annoyance is epic!
 
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