Mattel MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures

All that MOTU merch! I am so screwed, because I'm going to buy all of it. But I've waited for this my whole life. A properly done He-Man live action movie, with all the stupid-crazy amounts of merchandise at stores to promote it.

Toys, key chains, mugs, posters, etc. Stand back and watch my ass buy it. They are even making Temptations Cat treats for the MOTU movie, where the cartoon cat on the packaging is now dressed up as Battle Cat, with He-man riding him. I love kitties! I have kitties! I'm gonna buy the God damn cat treats!

In all my dreams of a He-Man movie with tons of merch, I never dreamed of MOTU cat treats. Expectations, surpassed!

All those figures looked really cool though. The Core Kids line 4 pack, that perverted Chronicles 2 pack, and then Origins MOTU Movie figures! This is all too good.
 
All that MOTU merch! I am so screwed, because I'm going to buy all of it. But I've waited for this my whole life. A properly done He-Man live action movie, with all the stupid-crazy amounts of merchandise at stores to promote it.

Toys, key chains, mugs, posters, etc. Stand back and watch my ass buy it. They are even making Temptations Cat treats for the MOTU movie, where the cartoon cat on the packaging is now dressed up as Battle Cat, with He-man riding him. I love kitties! I have kitties! I'm gonna buy the God damn cat treats!

In all my dreams of a He-Man movie with tons of merch, I never dreamed of MOTU cat treats. Expectations, surpassed!

All those figures looked really cool though. The Core Kids line 4 pack, that perverted Chronicles 2 pack, and then Origins MOTU Movie figures! This is all too good.
I just hope that someone has the foresight to market pet costumes with a Battle Cat harness and helmet to put on your cat! I don't even have a cat, but I want to see pictures of pissed off cats slinking around wearing this, and seeing their bloodied fur parents beaming with joy! Bonus points if they make the harness compatible with the figures so you can have He-Man riding Mr. Fluffywhiskers around the house!
 
I just hope that someone has the foresight to market pet costumes with a Battle Cat harness and helmet to put on your cat! I don't even have a cat, but I want to see pictures of pissed off cats slinking around wearing this, and seeing their bloodied fur parents beaming with joy! Bonus points if they make the harness compatible with the figures so you can have He-Man riding Mr. Fluffywhiskers around the house!
Small dog work for ya?
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I'm good with that...but a cat would be funnier! Dogs are usually happy they're getting extra attention, so many of them are good with costumes (not all, of course) but cats? Oh, the annoyance is epic!
 
I still haven't found Scareglow but I found an entire case of the MOTU Mighty Masters mini figures today. I bought the entire case. Both because these little figures are awesome, and I wanted the case with the cool artwork on it to leave some of the extras in and display in my MOTU display section.

It wasn't Chronicles Scareglow, but it was something.
 
So what’s the case assortment? I wanna know why I couldn’t find Beast Man.
x1 Beast Man, x1 Man At Arms, x3 Skeletor, and x3 He-Man. A grand total of 8 figures, but only 1 each of the non-He-Man and Skeletor characters.
 
Guess what my wife found at Walmart today?! Scare glow duh. They must have just put them out because they were not there yesterday lol.

Anyway

it’s nicer in hand than I thought.
- I like the new articulation…
-but…. Butterfly joints don’t have as much range as I wish they did, and the ball jointed waist should have a bit more room. It doesn’t have much bend at the waist.
- more sculpted details than I expected
- better paint than any masterverse

Overall o feel like it’s a good value at $27
 
All that MOTU merch! I am so screwed, because I'm going to buy all of it. But I've waited for this my whole life. A properly done He-Man live action movie, with all the stupid-crazy amounts of merchandise at stores to promote it.

Toys, key chains, mugs, posters, etc. Stand back and watch my ass buy it. They are even making Temptations Cat treats for the MOTU movie, where the cartoon cat on the packaging is now dressed up as Battle Cat, with He-man riding him. I love kitties! I have kitties! I'm gonna buy the God damn cat treats!

In all my dreams of a He-Man movie with tons of merch, I never dreamed of MOTU cat treats. Expectations, surpassed!

All those figures looked really cool though. The Core Kids line 4 pack, that perverted Chronicles 2 pack, and then Origins MOTU Movie figures! This is all too good.
 
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