docsilence
Dungeon Daddy
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It's funny, I liked the trailer well enough and I'm more patient with the Gunn-ification of DC because I thought he held back his more Gunn-ish impulses in Superman 2025 (I was so ready for that to be his usual slapdick, I want to be sincere but I'm incapable of admitting I want to be sincere so here's some dick jokes to make sure you know I'm cool! humor). Milly looks like she's having the time of her life, and I'm interested in seeing what "hey, Clark was a baby, he doesn't remember everyone and everything he ever knew dying, but I do" angle looks like.
I hate toilet humor--I'm kind of not someone who watches comedy at all in general, really?--but Krypto peeing on the newspaper didn't throw me. I guess living with animals, yeah, dogs piss on things all the time, it doesn't even clock as toilet humor so much as pet humor. Meanwhile I turned Aquaman off when he sniffed his armpit underwater and never turned it back on again.
But I also said to my biggest DC-loving friend "my favorite takeaway from that trailer is I'm gonna have to mute almost everything about it because regardless of if the film is good or bad the worst men on the internet are going to use it to get engagement clicks" and yeah, within an hour I was already muting pretty much everything about it.
But before I did I saw some dude claiming to be a DC superfan refer to Lobo as a lame, unknown, nobody character and I was like NOW WAIT A GODDAMNED MINUTE, HA DUMB BASTICH
(The greatest fuckup of the Snyderverse was having a man born to play Lobo play Aquaman, like that was the casting equivalent of being given a pair of good winter boots and wearing them as gloves)
Also yes, the Streaky erasure is a crime.,
I hate toilet humor--I'm kind of not someone who watches comedy at all in general, really?--but Krypto peeing on the newspaper didn't throw me. I guess living with animals, yeah, dogs piss on things all the time, it doesn't even clock as toilet humor so much as pet humor. Meanwhile I turned Aquaman off when he sniffed his armpit underwater and never turned it back on again.
But I also said to my biggest DC-loving friend "my favorite takeaway from that trailer is I'm gonna have to mute almost everything about it because regardless of if the film is good or bad the worst men on the internet are going to use it to get engagement clicks" and yeah, within an hour I was already muting pretty much everything about it.
But before I did I saw some dude claiming to be a DC superfan refer to Lobo as a lame, unknown, nobody character and I was like NOW WAIT A GODDAMNED MINUTE, HA DUMB BASTICH
(The greatest fuckup of the Snyderverse was having a man born to play Lobo play Aquaman, like that was the casting equivalent of being given a pair of good winter boots and wearing them as gloves)
Also yes, the Streaky erasure is a crime.,