The Chatty Pointless Thread

Now, imagine doing Beavis and Butthead saying "6-7" and laughing in their signature laughs!
 
I need to watch those again. Also among Alex Baldwin's best performances. "Bring this Quick Stop.... to me...."

I think my favorite line was:
"Can you get those out of here before they start stinking up the place?"
"I just hope nobody ever says that about your parents."
 
Oh no bear is driving! How can that be?

I think my all time favorite gag is visual though. I think it's during the all-painter 3-way. Randall pops his head up looking left. Then just his eyes roll right. Then they lock and his head follows. I don't know why, but that stuck with me.

I also say, "That's cold, Obi-Wan" like twice a week.
 
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client Dante is just like you. He loooooves grape soda. He knows what it's like when the guy at the supermarket won't take your "food stamps". Heeey. Hooo. Heeey. Hooo.

Axel! Come back! I had that dream again.

Guys, they gave us five dollars for breakfast. I hope this trial never ends.

Well, my kids thought...
 
I never, ever, want to harm a child. At all. But if I hear one more "six, sehhhhhven"....
As a teacher I deal with this several times daily.

Like everything new that I overhear from students when they think adults aren't listening but they are, I googled the meaning of this. "a nonsensical expression used especially by teens and tweens that is connected to a rap song and also to a 6' 7” tall basketball player". Nonsensical is the key term there. At least in the case when my 4th graders are using it, there is no context, it is not directed at anyone, it's almost like a form of communication for attention and it's used out of a complete and total lack of self control born from being plugged into the internet from 3pm to midnight.

I understand that kids today will not share my same interests as when I was there age. They are not going to be into GI Joe and He-Man, and that's fine. Of course it's OK that they like their own things. But some of the stuff out there is just making them dumber. I have 10 year olds that are still learning how to do school, learning how to have a conversation, still learning how to read and write, and they'll enter the classroom two hours late shouting this crap out or making some kind of weird noise in place of, "Good morning". I told one student who was far behind on his work that he couldn't get his laptop and play Number Munchers because he had to get caught up, and knowing he wouldn't be able to go online gave him a panic attack.

"Six-seven", yeah, six to seven minutes off of your recess for every time you blurt this.

Rant over. I heavily edited this response because, even though I am here with my trusty cloak of internet anonymity, I felt bad using all the profanity that this brain-rot provokes.
 
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