NECA - General Thread

RicksNerdLife said:
Went into a Target today and found a gentleman by the name of Tony stocking the shelves in toys.

I asked about the Haulathon stuff on a whim, and my man hooked me up. Went to the back for a second, then came out and asked me like he was a drug dealer "What are you lookin' for, man?"

I whispered "Super Grover, Art the Clown, Tiger Claw". Ya know, to keep it all on the low-low.

"Aight, bet", he said. He disappears for a moment, and I think "He surely won't be allowed to bring the stuff out to me".

But lo and behold, Tony came out with those three things. I told him how awesome he was several times, and went on my merry little way. Didn't want to get too greedy, so I passed on much of the Turtle stuff for now, but...

Thanks, Today Target Tony!
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I'd slip him a couple bucks for that one. Never know when Target Tony is going to come in handy.
 
RichardSimmonsRobot said:
I'd slip him a couple bucks for that one. Never know when Target Tony is going to come in handy.
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The only handy anyone got was Tony.

If you get what I'm gettin' at.

Handjob. I was referring to a handjob. I gave Target Tony a handjob. For toys. I gave Tony, the guy at Target, a handjob for the toys that he got for me. Because I was appreciative, so I gave him a handy, which is another term for a handjob, which I gave Tony...
 
RicksNerdLife said:
The only handy anyone got was Tony.

If you get what I'm gettin' at.

Handjob. I was referring to a handjob. I gave Target Tony a handjob. For toys. I gave Tony, the guy at Target, a handjob for the toys that he got for me. Because I was appreciative, so I gave him a handy, which is another term for a handjob, which I gave Tony...
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You're supposed to wait until you hear someone say "We listen and we don't judge" before you offload all your toy hunt trauma.

"And just then, the warehouse doors flew open and here comes my wife telling me we're late for her hair appointment. She latches onto my earlobe like a vice grip and drags me away from Toy Target Tony by my ear and all I can muster as I'm dragged through those swinging doors is "call me!"
 
RicksNerdLife said:
The only handy anyone got was Tony.

If you get what I'm gettin' at.

Handjob. I was referring to a handjob. I gave Target Tony a handjob. For toys. I gave Tony, the guy at Target, a handjob for the toys that he got for me. Because I was appreciative, so I gave him a handy, which is another term for a handjob, which I gave Tony...
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Back when I was a pro-photographer specializing in ad work I gave handjobs all the time. Mostly for jewelry or watches, occasionally even for gloves. I really looked forward to the handjobs most because the models were a lot less stressed. It was nice doing handjobs because you earned almost the same amount of money in much less time. A great way to keep change in your pocket. Sometimes I miss giving those handjobs and the joy that came with them.
 
Had the day off, so of course I went to Target AGAIN. This time, they had the endcap display ready, tags out and everything, but no product. Politely asked the electronics guy about it, he scanned all the tags and claims they're not expecting any of the products for at least two weeks. I figure that's got to do with the whole vendor thing and it's even possible it'd have stuff out if I went later today, but I'm gonna try not to make another attempt until Friday...
 
RichardSimmonsRobot said:
I don't remember reading that anyone got anything "free" except for Tony. He just said he brought them out from the back. I don't think Target Asset Protection recognizes "services rendered" to its employees as payment.
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So when Rick does it, he gets the figures he wants, but when I go into Target and start offering handys, I'm "disturbing the customers" and "not allowed back". Got it. Discrimination at its finest.....

Man, Rick is so cool. And I hear he gives awesome handys. I want what he has. Harumph!
 
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