Mattel MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures

To be fair, do we actually know that the 'Mattel sent it to me' thing is actually true?
Oh yeah! Like the guy who got the NECA Pamela Voorhees early and said “my friend bought this for me at a corner store for $5”

… also I’ve not been paying attention to this line since I don’t need movie MotU figures, but is that a stock photo of the ADAM blank body on the front to promote the articulation?! The Scareglow sure looks to be similar in terms of articulation to the ADAM… and if that’s the case, I’m sorry Mattel, I was unaware you upped your game, please make this Scareglow easy to obtain, I would very much like to give you money in exchange for one. (The term “inaugural edition” worries me, like it’s going to be a Mattel Creations limited edition before the movie figures hit or something and then I gotta wait three years for the retail “okay, new box! now the rest of you can have!” version)
 
Oh yeah! Like the guy who got the NECA Pamela Voorhees early and said “my friend bought this for me at a corner store for $5”
I'm just saying I would need way harder, thicker, deeper proof that Mattel... fucking Mattel, said to a human person that they otherwise do not know "hey, we don't have a replacement figure for you so how about we send you an unannounced, unreleased figure from a brand new line that won't even be in stores officially for two months?" That is so wildly insane, if true, that it's simply not believable without proof.

But it's a way better story than 'my cousin stole this off a truck.'
 
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