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[Misfit]

It's legitimately very funny that Target will do anything to restore the foot traffic it lost except to correct the thing that caused the foot traffic to disappear in the first place.

I was going to go on a long rant about how Twitter and an endless supply of sycophants poisoned our elites' brains, but ultimately it comes down to the fact that executives are very stupid.

Case in point: the McDonald's executive getting roasted for not even being able to fake enjoying one of his company's hamburgers. That whole thing kills me - it wasn't live. Nobody looked at it and said "this isn't good enough," before posting it? Our economy rewards the stupid and rich.

 

[secondwhiteline]

Case in point: the McDonald's executive getting roasted for not even being able to fake enjoying one of his company's hamburgers. That whole thing kills me - it wasn't live. Nobody looked at it and said "this isn't good enough," before posting it? Our economy rewards the stupid and rich.

Maybe whoever in marketing cleared it either hates him or has a fetish for middle-aged white guys in quarter-zips eating burgers. If so, they got their money's worth on that decision.

(Incidentally, my favorite part of that video beyond even the Squidward-trying-his-first-Krabby-Patty bite is the fact that he called it a "delicious product," certainly a normal way we humans refer to our daily consumables.)