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I know.

I understand that there are Orange and Vanilla Creme M&Ms now. I can't have those, either.

If I do, I might projectile vomit orange vanilla creme right in some poor unsuspecting soul's face, just like that kid in the Exorcist.

That would be so embarrassing.
 
I've got a beef with orange juice, to be honest. I love it on its own, but it's hard to find a smoothie around here that isn't laced with some sort of orange or apple juice and it pisses me off. If I want a strawberry banana smoothie, don't be puttin' no acidic juices in there that are gonna make me all saliva-y and overpower the taste of the strawberries and bananas, damnit. If I wanted a strawberry, banana, and orange smoothie, I'd order one, but it's never as refreshing as it sounds, and it turns a sweet treat into a phlegmy mistake. And trust me, you won't like me when I'm phlegmy. Harumph!
 
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