General Marvel Legends

Theoretically? You use your vast fortune to combat the root causes of crime; poverty, wealth inequality, food insecurity, etc. It's just fact that crime goes down significantly when all of peoples' needs are met. "If bread is free, no one steals bread" as it were.
This assumes heavily that the crimes are based on the actions of a rational person. It doesn't account of poorly wired human psychology, since most of Batman's villains are based in that realm not in a "Jean Valjean" sort of criminal behavior out of supposed necessity. It also assumes that everyone will be happy and peaceful once they have "enough," which fundamentally goes against everything we see in human nature since the beginning.

As for the alternate topic of rich X-Men, I always assumed as Xavier seemed to be paying all the bills and that all of the "on the team" X-Men must get some sort of stipend or pay for their needs just to function. Warren was richer than Xavier was my read of things, but other characters like Betsy Braddock, Roberto DaCosta, and Emma Frost all came from money. I always assumed Charles and Warren did most of the heavy lifting financially and that Xavier's school had an open purchase order with the Fantastic Four for all these "unstable molecules" costumes that were always being destroyed. Does that mean that most of the X-Men are all buying each other Christmas gifts using Xavier's money as well? I always figured they got free room and board, but they must draw some sort of allowance or meager salary at least just to cover Scott's sunglasses collection, Logan's beers and cigars and all the various vehicles each character had at times that were also being destroyed. I guess Gambit could have a horde of stolen jewels somewhere, as various morally grey characters mentioned having safe houses throughout the years. I have to wonder why Cypher, while no great asset in a fight, didn't just become a financial and corporate powerhouse for the purpose of bankrolling his own and Xavier's machinations. It would make more sense to me that him being Apocalypse's understudy.

I always enjoyed the X-Mansion/school functioning as more of a front than an actual school. Having the X-Men appear as students while actually being soldiers, rather than throngs of various unnamed teenagers running around with the X-Men as their teachers. The X-Men were basically outlaws given special consideration by the authorities and organizations like SHIELD both because Xavier had cred with them, they were often helpful sometimes, but also that most of the authorities were also afraid of them. The 80s and 90s to me read like Xavier was basically allowed to keep an Easter basket of mutant crazies so long as he kept them relatively in check. Characters like Wolverine and Sabretooth and even Jean Grey/Phoenix on paper look like serial killers or angry deities that had a blind eye turned to them almost solely because Xavier said "I'll take care of it," and outside parties were happy to leave the relationship at that.
 
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Not to derail this thread with masturbatory garbage, but it absolutely did. Or, something did, anyway. That was several pages of discussion about superheroes and popular entertainment viewed through a critical lens. There's real value in that when "Me likey Punisher cause he hurt the bad guys" is responsible for its fair share of today's problems.
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This is where I always circle back to "because he's nuts." If you asked him, he'd probably tell you being Batman is a better option than using his wealth to fund social programs that would eliminate (most of) Gotham's crime, and he'd believe it.

Okay, I know I'm late and I'm sorry, but I love superheroes and Batmans the second coolest. And a lot of other smart people said a lot of things I agree with, but this is the one i'm replying to...

But he very famously does use his wealth to fund all those social programs. The comics often talk about it. Like, i think the wayne foundation even funds public healthcare for the city.

But like, that's not gonna stop Killer Croc from wanting to eat people. It's not gonna stop Riddler from making death traps to prove he's smarter. It's not gonna stop Ras Al-Ghul from trying to destroy the world to rebuild it in his image. And it's definitely not gonna stop the Bat demon god Barbatos that lives deep beneath Gotham city and exerts his influence to make people more inclined to do evil.

and sure, like, they could do comics about batman trying to buy off crime with money, and chip zdarsky and tini howard tried this recently with the terribly written Gotham War.

but like, who wants to read a comic of a guy just writing checks?


Like, should batman be a billionaire? I dunno, he's not real it don't matter. He's got exactly enough money as needed to have cool stuff, or help build a space station with his fellow rich superhero buddies.

And it's not like he's out here beating up poor people with illnesses. Most of his villains are professors and Doctors. Like, Catwoman is the one that famously never even graduated high school, and crime has paid quite well for her.

Like, regular crime in gotham feels like it's not even a thing, you're either wearing a turtleneck that says "Henchmen #(x)" or you're in a costume trying to make it on your own.


He's a character created for children, and while some writers try and take him away from that, they really shouldn't have. Cause he's so ridiculous, you know?
 
He's a character created for children, and while some writers try and take him away from that, they really shouldn't have. Cause he's so ridiculous, you know?
This was what I was getting at with some of my comments re: what the fiction should be responsible for and how much realism is warranted in a story about a man dressing like a bat to take on sentient piles of clay. I think of it the same way I think of characters like Raylan Givens.

Raylan is the best kind of cop in the same way Batman and Iron Man are the best kind of billionaires. Fictional.
 
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