Code Name: Crazylegs (Disavowed)
File Name: Thomas, David O.
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry
Secondary Military Specialty: Parachute Rigger
Birthplace: Fort Dodge, Iowa
Rank: E-4
Subject left military life and returned to his previous career as a classical organist and pianist after retiring voluntarily from the GI Joe Unit. He seemingly entered into a quiet post-military career, performing at high society events and becoming a musical staple among the wealthy and elite. This was, however, before "the incident," involving a posh event hosted by the Paoli twins, Following "the incident," a warrant has been issued for the subject's arrest as he is wanted for questioning by both law enforcement and members of the Lewis administration.
"Look, the man's code name is Crazylegs, not Sanelegs, right? We knew this plan had a shelf life. But Crazylegs was always this brilliant musician, and you know who pays to have a classical pianist at their event? RICH people. So he starts playing for these events. Galas, fundraisers, places where the rich and powerful schmooze and hobnob. And Crazylegs listens to EVERYTHING. Sometimes he's wearing a wire, but usually not, it would mess with the sound systems used to project his piano or whatever, but he always takes note of what he hears and reports back to Hawk and team. Real inside man stuff. He's a charming little lunatic, people like talking to him, the ladies love a man who can tickle the ivories. But then he's at that party with the twins and he hears something he just can't tolerate. Mind you, this is on the 56th floor of a luxury Manhattan high rise, right? And Crazylegs just snaps, throws a drink in some rich guy's face, gives the double bird to Tomax and Xamot, grabs his briefcase, in which he has a PARACHUTE, runs out to the roof deck and JUMPS. Anyway, we scooped him up in Central Park and got him to a safe house. His musical career is over. But this lunatic laughed the whole way down..."
