G.I. Joe Head Canon & Fanfic Filecards

I never liked the renegades but... Yeah, this was the most tempted I've been to get all three and the other fuck too. Heh.

I don't know your vision, but it feels like Lewis is the end.
 
Code Name: Iceberg
File Name: Nash, Clifton L.
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry
Secondary Military Specialty: Cold Weather Survival Instructor
Birthplace: Brownsville, Texas
Rank: E-5

Subject accepted early retirement from the military following the disbandment of the GI Joe Unit. As with all former members of the squad, standard surveillance was established, but he quickly applied for work outside the U.S. consulting as a cold weather survival instructor for research teams in extreme cold conditions. Nash was not a high priority target and considered low risk, so the Lewis administration did not block his application and allowed him to leave the country. Suspicions were raised when he transferred from a team of researchers in Antarctica to an expedition in the Himalayas. A team of Snow Serpents were dispatched to follow him, but were unable to make contact. His whereabouts and intent are currently unknown.

"We know Lewis is up to something in the Himalayas, but we needed someone with the right expertise to investigate. Snowjob went and got internet famous doing motivational TED talks or whatever, and we'd already dispatched Frostbite to the Arctic circle to look into that creepy Kaiju rumor we'd heard about involving Crystal Ball, but Iceberg stepped up immediately to lead a small squad up the mountain. Dude could not wait to get out of the States. 'I'm never going back to Texas, and the Himalayas are about as far as you can get from Brownsville and still be on Earth.' Nobody loves the cold like Iceberg and this wasn't supposed to be a military op - the rumors were WEIRD, but not like, Cobra's building a secret base weird. But we lost contact with him a few days ago and now Hawk is scrambling - I've never seen the old man scared before. We can't get to Frostbite but we're going to drag Snowjob out of whatever model's bed he's in, pull Alpine down off that mountain... we'll call in a favor from the Oktober Guard if we have to. Nobody gets left behind, not on our watch."
 
docsilence said:
145 and 146 in the series, respectively. I'm kinda wondering if I do Cobra Commander himself at 150 to celebrate hitting an INSANE number of these.
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Do it. We're all waiting for it.


Taurus and Red Dog are really interesting to me. It reads very much like 'what if the Dreadnoks were kind of good guys.' I'd never really seen Slaughter's team that way before.

Iceberg's just gets me amped. LET'S GO GET HIM.
 
docsilence said:
Birthplace: Brownsville, Texas
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Damn, I don't know that I ever knew he was Brownsville! One of my best friends is from a town south of Brownsville, which is funny because most people think Brownsville is the most southern point of Texas.
docsilence said:
Subject accepted early retirement from the military following the disbandment of the GI Joe Unit. As with all former members of the squad, standard surveillance was established, but he quickly applied for work outside the U.S. consulting as a cold weather survival instructor for research teams in extreme cold conditions. Nash was not a high priority target and considered low risk, so the Lewis administration did not block his application and allowed him to leave the country. Suspicions were raised when he transferred from a team of researchers in Antarctica to an expedition in the Himalayas. A team of Snow Serpents were dispatched to follow him, but were unable to make contact. His whereabouts and intent are currently unknown.
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Oooooooooooooshnap
docsilence said:
"We know Lewis is up to something in the Himalayas, but we needed someone with the right expertise to investigate. Snowjob went and got internet famous doing motivational TED talks or whatever, and we'd already dispatched Frostbite to the Arctic circle to look into that creepy Kaiju rumor we'd heard about involving Crystal Ball, but Iceberg stepped up immediately to lead a small squad up the mountain.
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The snow guys are really getting some sweet action!
docsilence said:
Dude could not wait to get out of the States. 'I'm never going back to Texas, and the Himalayas are about as far as you can get from Brownsville and still be on Earth.'
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Huh. That's kinda how my friend was too heh. Well, Denver, but they have snow too.
docsilence said:
Nobody loves the cold like Iceberg and this wasn't supposed to be a military op - the rumors were WEIRD, but not like, Cobra's building a secret base weird. But we lost contact with him a few days ago and now Hawk is scrambling - I've never seen the old man scared before. We can't get to Frostbite but we're going to drag Snowjob out of whatever model's bed he's in,
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After he's done dragging that model all over the "rust belt".
It's what Snowjob calls his face.
docsilence said:
pull Alpine down off that mountain... we'll call in a favor from the Oktober Guard if we have to. Nobody gets left behind, not on our watch."
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First off, I love getting the snow band together, but secondly, yes please on Oktober Guard!!!! Man they need just ONE damned member in Classified, open that door a crack Hasbro!
 
Damien said:
Do it. We're all waiting for it.


Taurus and Red Dog are really interesting to me. It reads very much like 'what if the Dreadnoks were kind of good guys.' I'd never really seen Slaughter's team that way before.

Iceberg's just gets me amped. LET'S GO GET HIM.
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I think it's time to add him - there's a temptation to do him last as a finale, but I don't want to run out of steam (have everyone's interest flag) before I get there. I've got Deep Six and T'Jbang on the docket for 148 and 149.

Much like the 'noks, I like the Marauders more as an adult than as I kid. I think I'm just more comfortable around anyone remotely counterculture than conformist these days, even if they're kinda violent weirdos.
Ru1977 said:
Damn, I don't know that I ever knew he was Brownsville! One of my best friends is from a town south of Brownsville, which is funny because most people think Brownsville is the most southern point of Texas.

Oooooooooooooshnap

The snow guys are really getting some sweet action!

Huh. That's kinda how my friend was too heh. Well, Denver, but they have snow too.

After he's done dragging that model all over the "rust belt".
It's what Snowjob calls his face.

First off, I love getting the snow band together, but secondly, yes please on Oktober Guard!!!! Man they need just ONE damned member in Classified, open that door a crack Hasbro!
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That rust belt joke took me a minute and now it's burned into my brain forever.
 
docsilence said:
THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY TO STRIKE

(Gonna do those other cards this evening, got sidetracked with work the past few days, I haz no werds for funz)
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Glad to see he got dropped and his idea for a Joe movie sounded like the typical creative who thinks they know better than anyone else about what would make for a good movie about a legacy brand. It basically sounds like an updated take on "Worlds without end" which would be okay as part of the episode count for a series, or maybe as a sequel movie. However it would be a terrible idea for the first movie in an attempt to reboot the franchise at the movies.
 
(I grew up near the ocean. Guys, nothing scares me as profoundly as deep water. This is my favorite place to write scary stories.)

Code Name: Deep Six
File Name: Willoughby, Malcolm R.
Primary Military Specialty: Diver
Secondary Military Specialty: Small Craft Pilot / Motorized
Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland
Rank: PO 2nd. (Master Diver Rating)

Certain highly specialized members of the former GI Joe Unit sought out work using their unique skills in the private sector, and in cases where their security rating was low enough, the Lewis administration saw no reason to deny them that work - in fact, it would have been more suspicious had we stepped in to intervene. Willoughby signed on with an oceanic research team recording whale songs, a project that seemed benign enough. However, agents report that his team got wind of the... anomaly our divers encountered that led to the creation of the Hydro-Viper unit and, utilizing Willoughby's expertise, have had their own encounter with the entity there. Several scientists from the expedition have been apprehended and sequestered, but the subject is still at large. He is not currently Kill on Sight - both Crystal Ball and Mindbender want to know what he saw there in the deep.

"We heard about that dive expedition where some of Cobra's Eels came back... wrong. Mutated. Transformed. And someone with common sense would think to stay away from there. But Deep Six... Deep Six is a weird dude, man. Down there in the dark, in the silence, where all you hear are echos and the thrum of the heart of the Earth, that's where he would live, forever, if he could. So of course he volunteered to go check it out. I talked to him for a bit before we stashed him down in the Redneck Riviera. He didn't know what he saw, what he heard down there. But what he did say was: 'I'm not a religious man, but I think the closest you can get to hearing the voice of God is to hear the songs of whales. The thing I heard talking down there in the dark... that's about as far from the voice of God as you can get. Whatever it is, it's from the other place.'"
 
I never quite know what to do with the Ninja Force boys, so they always end up getting the most dangerous gigs.

Code Name: T'JBang
File Name: LaQuale, Samuel
Primary Military Specialty: Martial Arts Swordsman
Secondary Military Specialty: Infantry
Birthplace: East Greenwich, Rhode Island
Rank: E-5

Subject is one of the few remaining members of the Arashikage clan actively working on U.S. soil. He allegedly studied under the clan's swordmaster, a man called Onihashi, but this is unconfirmed. It is our understanding that he is acting in concert with Thomas "Storm Shadow" Arashikage directly, though our agents have not been able to locate either man for months. Our agents are under the impression that much of LaQuale's reputation is smoke and mirrors, though Lewis himself believes there is no circumstance in which Storm Shadow, who was once Lewis's personal bodyguard, would consider anyone less than wildly dangerous as his companion or associate. Unfortunately, unlike Arashikage himself, this "T'JBang" - apparently the man takes his name from a type of weapon he does not even use regularly - was not a true member of the U.S. military and thus we have no file photos in which he was unmasked, a ridiculous oversight on the part of GI Joe's oversight committee.

"The funny thing about all those Ninja Force guys is none of them were ever on the books military, so when Lewis took office, they GHOSTED. This also means that those boys can go places the rest of us who have, y'know, been fingerprinted and had our faces printed in yearbooks and stuff, can get to. Tommy asked T'JBang to investigate this "mole rat" situation happening out in New Mexico - it can't be true, but there's stories that Lewis's people found some substance buried deep in the desert that's turning people into zombies. More likely he's found some new biological weapon or something, but T'JBang headed out there on his own to look into it. When I asked him why, Tommy says: if it's just a chemical leak, Sam can get in and out of there like a shadow. And if it's really zombies... who better to send in than a man who can take three heads off at the neck with one swing of his sword?"
 
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