G.I. Joe Classified Series

I've been fiddling with Desert Scorpion all week, great figure with a good pet. It's a similar figure to v4 Snake Eyes, but fixes all the "problems" with that figure such as boring paint and bad accessories. There have been so many releases the last couple months, he'll be a sleeper hit for sure, sneaking into a lot of top 10 lists at the last minute. His feet are really tiny though. It looks like he has wave 1 Scarlet's shoes.
 
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WrathofTaco said:
Desert Scorpion is definitely my next purchase, he'll be joining my "I refuse to army build" gaggle of named specialists. I have mild arachnophobia and I'm excited to see if his giant mutant buddy trips that particular reaction.
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Awesome. OR.... it may turn you on, it's anybody's guess!
but yeah, the named specialists is such a great way to handle this. He fits right in with Bludd, Firefly, Baroness, and yeah, Snow Serpent. Just one dude.
 
My Snow Serpent is Apex, sort of a great white hunter type that I set up as Snow Job's primary antagonist. He was SUPPOSED to have a pair of Arctic BATs, a heavy gunner and a feral lil goomer with twin chainsaw hands, but the second one probably isn't happening.
 
Beware the dread gooey right hand of doom. Such a damn good head sculpt, you just know not to spill her pint.

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docsilence said:
Actually, speaking of fixing holsters and such: anyone else having a hell of a time getting Mercer's knife/sheath to stay on his boot? I HATE gluing things on permanently but it's more like a prison ankle monitor than a booth sheath right now.
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Yeah I only just got him last week and it has been bothering me too. I might just give the knife to somebody else tbh as i'm not opposed to customising the gear that my Joes and Cobra come with, especially with regards to the generic rifle that comes with a lot of them. Hate that thing.
 
Speaking of knives, the knife on my Desert Scorpion went straight through the side of the plastic in his thigh sheath, like it was malformed or something, so beware of that sort of thing. His pet isn't my favorite pet but maybe it's my favorite to play with. This giant scary scorpion comes to bed with me and terrorizes whichever figures are on my nightstand. Yes I sleep alone, why do you ask?
 
The only Joe I've ever found on clearance that I actually wanted was Scrap Iron, otherwise it's a platoon of Baroness and Lady Jaye for $22 each.
 
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