G.I. Joe Classified Series

[RichardSimmonsRobot]

I feel like he's yelling "Cobra!!!!", possibly even "Cobra-lalalalalalala", which is worse.

Has no one thought to do a COBRA-infuenced cover of the 2000's hit "Around the World" by flash in the pan artist Touch of Class?

 

[altcunningham]

Exactly what I thought when I saw it before even reading what you said.

Why don't you take off that harness rigging and sit down and play with your brother's cockanballs?

 

[WrathofTaco]

I get they had to make him different from the Haslab, but DAMN.

 

[docsilence]

Especially since they already have the head mold from the Haslab. Puzzling considering how female CG is the only figure with new tooling in the whole wave. I'm sure people with the Dragonfly would like that head without the weird sex toy plastic, too.

Every time I'm able to stop seeing those guys as "feels so real" "steel wrapped in velvet" in tone, I am reminded they do have a very dildoian quality to them.

 

[Ru1977]

Jesus Christ but 'dildoian' needs to be in common usage.

 

[RichardSimmonsRobot]

Exactly what I thought when I saw it before even reading what you said.

Looking forward to the incorporation of Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade and Rob Schneider into the Classified line.

"Gobbadeegoo!"

 

[docsilence]

Jesus Christ but 'dildoian' needs to be in common usage.

It's only dildoian if it comes from the dildo region of France, otherwise it's just a sparkling vibrator.

 

[altcunningham]

Jesus Christ but 'dildoian' needs to be in common usage.

In a dildoian sense.

 

[DarthDre758]

It's only dildoian if it comes from the dildo region of France, otherwise it's just a sparkling vibrator.

Thread closed. We're done here.

 

[WrathofTaco]

It's only dildoian if it comes from the dildo region of France, otherwise it's just a sparkling vibrator.

You diabolical bastard.

 

[altcunningham]

Sparking Vibrator is my new musical project

 

[Ru1977]

Sparking Vibrator is my new musical project

Sparking is an entirely different thing, but I'm sure there's a market for it.

 

[Ru1977]

Looking forward to the incorporation of Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade and Rob Schneider into the Classified line.

"Gobbadeegoo!"

 

[docsilence]

Sparking is an entirely different thing, but I'm sure there's a market for it.

Sparking Vibrator charges extra. Sparkling vibrator has just been Vagazzled.

 

[Ru1977]

New figures went up for preorder today, then we spent three pages focusing on comedy gold.