G.I. Joe Classified Series: The Chatty Pointless Thread & Performance Art

NORM · 2026-03-26T18:09:06-0400

Grasping Claw Hands (besides being someone’s nickname in college) is my number one want from Cobra-La figures. That’s the thing they all lack, but are otherwise still so bad ass.

docsilence · 2026-03-26T18:20:41-0400

Damien said:
Stupid fucking Doc.

I want this on my tombstone.

(The next file card is going to be a named Cobra-La Royal Guard if that... hinders or helps with the pain of buying the figure...)

Damien · 2026-03-26T18:28:31-0400

docsilence said:
(The next file card is going to be a named Cobra-La Royal Guard if that... hinders or helps with the pain of buying the figure...)

I guess we'll fucking see, won't we?
Asshole.

Spongyblue · 2026-03-26T22:22:37-0400

AceofKnaves said:
How nervous are you if Shipwreck’s on leave?

He single-handedly ground the whole female guard force over the course of a week as the all are on an antibiotic regime for a month until that pee burn clears up.

Ru1977 · 2026-03-26T23:53:28-0400

My latest custom obsession is good-guy Wade Collins, and I finally realized... he just needs to be Footloose with a new head, so now I'm hoping for a Retro version of Footloose to use so he'll be at least a little different from Footloose.

G.I. Joe Classified Series: The Chatty Pointless Thread & Performance Art

NORM

Never go full NORM

docsilence

Dungeon Daddy

Damien

Knows ball(ista)

Spongyblue

Considerate

Ru1977

The Irishman