G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #92 - The Paine Brothers (Marvel)

[Chooch555]

Yes to Payload.

 

[altcunningham]

Tempest has that coat and that coat would not make for posing. Just redesign her as an actual Storm Shadow knockoff and sure.

Cool Breeze is one I've never heard of, and that example panel turned me off him immediately. No time for characters that monologue with low self-esteem. I already live that.

Payload is dope. I wouldn't buy it, though.

 

[Jolene00Negative]

Day 80 - Heart-Wrencher (Devil's Due) (12/1/25)

As promised, all of December will be all new, never-done-in-Classified characters from every medium and iteration, and today's is a Dreadnok introduced in the Devil's Due comics, Heart-Wrencher.

100% yes i love her

Day 86a - Red Scream (Extreme) (12/7/25)

Another lady villain, Red Scream showed up in the Dark Horse Joe comic before it was cancelled. She was a mysterious character who seemed at odds with both the Joes AND S.K.A.R., the Cobra substitute of the series. She was also either impersonating Commander Roston in the military or Roston was her real identity. Either way, I'd love to add her to the Cobra shelf.

Sidenote, while searching for pictures of Red Scream, a picture I'd posted in this thread for Teiko Sasaki on 11/5 came up in the results. Kinda fun seeing AT popping up in a google search.

100% yes I love her

Day 89 - Tempest - (IDW) (12/10/25)

Continuing our month of all new, never-done-in-Classified characters from every medium and iteration with Storm Shadow's apprentice, Tempest.

100% yes I love her


I love them all, just don't try and militarize them, keep their 'ridiculous superhero' aesthetic.

 

[Spongyblue]

Tempest - Yes

Payload - Yes. I wonder how you can make an astronaut look tactical?

Cool Breeze - Idk man, it's like he got told he could try out to possible be in considetration to maybe join the Joe IT support team, then he shows up with a ninja sword he got at the mall and metal sleeves he re-used from his Mortal Kombat Jax cosplay from 3 years ago.

 

[DetectiveHoag]

Payload - Yes. I wonder how you can make an astronaut look tactical?

Guess we’ll get somewhat of an idea when we see what they do with Deep Six.

 

[Akatsuki]

Yes to Payload.

Probably yes to Tempest.


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[Ru1977]

Day 92a - Torquemada Paine - (Marvel) (12/13/25)

Continuing our month of all new, never-done-in-Classified characters, one of the Baroness's torturers, Torquemada Paine from the Snake Eyes Trilogy.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Paine brothers would be quite fun.

 

[Ru1977]

Yeah, Snake Eyes V3 is probably my most wanted figure right now (I always put Hooded CC at the top but that's more out of spite than anything, Snake Eyes is REALLY the one I want most), and I realized I totally want the Paine brothers as well. Partly because they're kinda silly, but partly because I think Classified figures of them could be really cool. I'm resisting collecting the Dreadnoks, but yeah I'll go all in on the Paine Brothers.

 

[d2bruce]

Doesn't really jump off the screen as something that I need.

 

[Damien]

Nope. Honestly, before these guys came up on this forum I'd actually forgotten they existed.

 

[DetectiveHoag]

He looks like he should be performing “YMCA” with Dr. Mindbrnder.
The Classified team would have to make this guy more interesting for me to consider him.

 

[Spongyblue]

I'm resisting collecting the Dreadnoks

And to think you know someone


Give the Gimp Bro good Classified'ing, if they can make a plain jane like Steeler look cool, I'm sure they can gussy this dude up.

 

[Ru1977]

Day 92b - Desade Paine - (Marvel) (12/13/25)

It's the weekend, so you get two today! Our month of all new, never-done-in-Classified characters continues with another of the Baroness's torturers, the most modest Paine Brother from the Snake Eyes Trilogy, Deh-Sha-Day!

 

[Ru1977]

Day 92c - Crispo Paine - (Marvel) (12/13/25)

Can't do two and leave one out, so for a really special Saturday, we're getting all three of the Baroness's torturers with the final Paine Brother, Crispo! Give him all the weapons, the bare chest, and the bare hips!