G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #204 - Dogfight/Colonel Courage (RAH)

I dunno, I kinda like the pencil pusher who goes into battle anyway. It's like in Black Hawk Down when all the cooks and mechanics geared up to go into the city and attempt to rescue the rangers that were trapped, except this guy is strategic command, which to me sounds REALLY important. He's a damned Colonel, so I picture him and Hawk leading from JSOC.
 
Dumb un-ergo friendly blaster aside, as somebody who spent almost half of his military career behind a desk, bring that cranky mofo on. Don't mess up paperwork in the Pit. "WHICH DIPSHIT DIDN'T PUT A ROUTING SLIP ON THIS EXPENSE REPORT?! WHO'S ASS IS GONNA BE BREAKFAST??!!! WHY THE FLYING FUCK ARE WE ORDERING SO MANY DAMN NINJA STARS??!!"

Befor a big battle I'm sure they show all of Cobra Commander grammatical errors in his most recent ransom demands to the UN, it really riles him up.
 
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