G.I. Joe Classified - News & Updates

[Damien]

Hoo boy, of all the stereotypical 80s tough guys I don’t relate to, I don’t relate to Chuck Norris the hardest. You’d think there’d at least be something there, because I was an 80s/90s whiteboy karate kid, but . . . nope. He icks me right the hell out.

Maybe you've always been able to just sense the Christian Nationalist Bigot vibes. Because he is 100% a Christian Nationalist Bigot.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Maybe you've always been able to just sense the Christian Nationalist Bigot vibes. Because he is 100% a Christian Nationalist Bigot.

I would 100% look at the Missing in Action cassettes at the video store and think “mmmm that guy looks like a guy Republicans would like”.

 

[canprime]

Hoo boy, of all the stereotypical 80s tough guys I don’t relate to, I don’t relate to Chuck Norris the hardest. You’d think there’d at least be something there, because I was an 80s/90s whiteboy karate kid, but . . . nope. He icks me right the hell out.

I could see the Classified team doing one for the Legacy line, but this silhouette character is supposed to be a completely new character and part of the next regular retail wave. Legacy releases, to date, have all been separate, deluxe offerings.

 

[WrathofTaco]

Finally, the drop of my G.I. Joe OC, Untamed Bob. He has TWO mustaches and can pilot TWO helicopters at the same time.

 

[TheGillMan]

Zanya looks cool...I'm definitely in for her.

Since this cowboy dude is apparently the Man-With-No-Name, that still leaves me wanting a Wild Bill. Where is my Retro-card WB Hasbro?

 

[Ru1977]

Supposedly coming this year.

 

[Ashtalon]

Despite Chuck Norris being a personality vacuum, some of his earlier films are enjoyable. Lone Wolf McQuade in particular. That said, Texas Walker Ranger is only good for laughs.

I had some of the SF Joes but have no nostalgia for wanting Classified versions.

Hasbro getting the license for this movie is such a bizarre move. Theres a random ass chance the movie is some kind of hit. but will that translate to toy sales?

 

[docsilence]

I have definitely started poking my Amazon order for the next two wave with a stick saying "c'mon, move" seeing some folks getting them in-hand early. Somehow I'm LESS patient having had some of them move from April to February.

 

[altcunningham]

I didn't know Chuck Norris was a real dude. My friend was in a martial arts tournament and he kept claiming that he was being trained his friend, Chuck Norris, and one day his mom told me that was his imaginary friend.

I think he might have been going through something because his soccer coach used to make him dress drag before I moved to that neighborhood.