G.I. Joe Classified - News & Updates

Even I, a man with no willpower, am skipping Propaganda Dook. And I like that buck a lot. It's just so fucking fascist coded for what's going on in the world right now. I WOULD buy a Duke going full Captain America as Nomad though. Dropping his America-branded later rifle on the ground and wearing a new costume that is super 70s with his tits out.
 
Yeah, Jingo Duke would normally be a pass for me anyway, as I have little interest in weird repaints, but right now in the time we're in, I'm doubly not feeling it.
 
I ordered two Creepers from WM to get free shipping, and one from Pulse (before it sold out). I just wanted to cover all of my bases.

I wouldn't want that Duke if someone gave it to me.
 
Stupid WalMart pre-orders going live at 6 am Pacific... By the time I was up and on my phone I did get an order in for the night creeper but the Duke was already sold out.
 
canprime said:
Gives us a bit of an early idea of what will probably be an inevitable Tiger Cat repaint.
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Inevitable?
I'd love to believe that, but I have to admit that I'm really not sure anymore. The HISS was July of '22. The Arctic repaint will be winter of '26, right? 4 years apart. I'm not even convinced Classified will exist 4 years from now for them to get to a CAT repaint. Not because of anything wrong with Classified, but just because that's a long time for any toyline and the global economy is currently in freefall.

What's a HasLab repaint going to cost in 2030, anyway?

I'd love for the market to correct, prices to come down, and for Classified to last another 10 years. But more and more I'm starting to look at this as potentially closer to the end than to the beginning, as it were.
 
Absolutely bought xenophobia Dook, because I have a plan to use Crazylegs’ head, a red beret and some sunglasses to turn him into Fork-Tongue, Cobra Propaganda Specialist. A former scout leader and youth pastor, Fork-Tongue uses his mastery of manipulative oration and bad-faith arguments to promote the Cobra agenda and to recruit disgruntled young people into Cobra. Whether delivering “State of the Slither” speeches or traveling to college campuses with his “Shedding Skin” initiative, Fork-Tongue is always ready to say: “Cobra rules, prove me wrong!”
 
AceofKnaves said:
Absolutely bought xenophobia Dook, because I have a plan to use Crazylegs’ head, a red beret and some sunglasses to turn him into Fork-Tongue, Cobra Propaganda Specialist. A former scout leader and youth pastor, Fork-Tongue uses his mastery of manipulative oration and bad-faith arguments to promote the Cobra agenda and to recruit disgruntled young people into Cobra. Whether delivering “State of the Slither” speeches or traveling to college campuses with his “Shedding Skin” initiative, Fork-Tongue is always ready to say: “Cobra rules, prove me wrong!”
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This is brilliant.
 
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