G.I. Joe Classified - News & Updates

[Ru1977]

America is about to drop a red, white, and blue Dook on ya!

 

[WrathofTaco]

Looking real forward to having to launch my body like a dolphin over drifts of this stupid thing on my way into Ollie's by Fall.

 

[Alt]

America is about to drop a red, white, and blue Dook on ya!

Just remember as far as the actual flag and colors go, we will half mast it for a podcaster, but not our children and troops.

 

[canprime]

Love French colors Duke. Pretty cool they're giving France rep.

How about Hasbro give us a French national Joe to join the team and he comes with a "pet".........the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey!!!!!

That would have been funnier years ago before France became more of a stand tall country compared to the US.

 

[WrathofTaco]

I'd be completely open to a French resistance fighter type character. They could come with a red white and blue G.I. Joe branded guillotine.

 

[Ru1977]

I wish there was a market for red white and blue guillotines coming up.

 

[docsilence]

I have enough good will with this line that instead of being absolutely disgusted I just kinda want to hold up MAGADuke at them and go "Dude, really?" and just leave it at that. Probably because I find this Duke to be just a really dumb, badly timed repaint, versus the cops who were like, elegantly crafted, lovingly detailed copaganda that was supposed to go on sale the day an LA cop shot a reporter in the head with a rubber bullet dressed exactly like the action figure.

At least Red White and Duke a) lends him self to SO many mocking names and b) looks silly instead of realistic.

 

[Alt]

He just looks like a Starduster recolor. Because that's what starduster was... Whatever.

 

[docsilence]

He just looks like a Starduster recolor. Because that's what starduster was... Whatever.

Starduster is just John Hamm in Duke's pants and I'm fine with that.