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Hoo boy, of all the stereotypical 80s tough guys I don’t relate to, I don’t relate to Chuck Norris the hardest. You’d think there’d at least be something there, because I was an 80s/90s whiteboy karate kid, but . . . nope. He icks me right the hell out.
Maybe you've always been able to just sense the Christian Nationalist Bigot vibes. Because he is 100% a Christian Nationalist Bigot.
 
Maybe you've always been able to just sense the Christian Nationalist Bigot vibes. Because he is 100% a Christian Nationalist Bigot.
I would 100% look at the Missing in Action cassettes at the video store and think “mmmm that guy looks like a guy Republicans would like”. 🤮
 
Hoo boy, of all the stereotypical 80s tough guys I don’t relate to, I don’t relate to Chuck Norris the hardest. You’d think there’d at least be something there, because I was an 80s/90s whiteboy karate kid, but . . . nope. He icks me right the hell out.
I could see the Classified team doing one for the Legacy line, but this silhouette character is supposed to be a completely new character and part of the next regular retail wave. Legacy releases, to date, have all been separate, deluxe offerings.
 
Zanya looks cool...I'm definitely in for her.

Since this cowboy dude is apparently the Man-With-No-Name, that still leaves me wanting a Wild Bill. Where is my Retro-card WB Hasbro?
 
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