G.I. Joe Classified Beamish-Style Weekend Vehicle Poll - #35 - Sand Razor

[docsilence]

This is one I hope they don't make because I'd probably buy it on impulse.

 

[Damien]

I'd probably buy it on impulse.

As opposed to all the toys you buy only after long and serious consideration.

 

[Spongyblue]

When I think of Cobra vehicles, this is what I think of. I like how on the box art, it looks like they just grabbed whoever was standing in the Arbco Coffee line and said "Here, get behind a gun, it's go time".

 

[DetectiveHoag]

This looks like something they threw together out of modular parts (like the old Micronauts vehicles) and someone said “Let’s do that, practicality he damned”. This would be a pass for me.

 

[docsilence]

As opposed to all the toys you buy only after long and serious consideration.

I divide my bad buying habits between "look I was never not going to buy this" (any Snake Eyes figure) versus "I bought it because I was bored and wanted new toys" (Nunchuk). One is instinctual, the other impulsive. (Edit: Also Spider-Man vs. Deadpool, Animation vs. Gamerverse Star Wars stuff, Barbarians vs. Undead for mythic legions...)

 

[Damien]

I divide my bad buying habits between "look I was never not going to buy this" (any Snake Eyes figure) versus "I bought it because I was bored and wanted new toys"

Where does "aw, that actually looks really cool...." fit into that philosophy?

 

[WrathofTaco]

What a beautiful deathtrap. Day one.

 

[docsilence]

Where does "aw, that actually looks really cool...." fit into that philosophy?

Probably more the latter. Any time I I give up to my baser impulses vs. just knowing from the minute I see the figure I'm going to buy it.

 

[Chooch555]

Count me in the "hope they don't make it because I would definitely buy it and space is getting ridiculous" camp.

 

[canprime]

Big yes for a Stun. Just hope they address the flags and their weakness if they ever get around to making it in Classified.

 

[WrathofTaco]

I'm of two minds on this. Part of me- the part that enjoys the frosted side, you might say- wants this thing released as is, a rolling nightmare with the power to crash into TWO trees, not just one. Yet there is also a part that says, if they stuck a wheel up front that could also split in two, I would not be super devastated. It is a boring shredded wheat person who says this, but this person does understand that in Classified scale this thing will be a chonk and some extra reinforcement might be called for.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Gotta have it! The Stun is absurd and wonderful.

 

[Akatsuki]

Yes to Despoiler and Iron Grenadiers Destro!

Yes to the Firebat! That would actually work decently well at 1/12 scale.

And yes to the Stun! It’s a vehicle that I always wanted but never got. It had a ton of screen time on the show, too. Need Motor Viper to go with it.


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[Ru1977]

Day 34 - Cobra Moray (RAH) (1/30/26)

From 1985, The Cobra Hydrofoil!

 

[docsilence]

It's too big. I KNOW it's too big. I should not buy this. I would buy this.