Continuing my MCU rewatch

Ha! It's like the Doctor Who episode where the Moon ended up being an egg and they decide to let it hatch, dooming everyone on Earth. Great concept! But then it just birthed another new moon right in its place the same size. What? Copout.

It's just kinda too comic-booky an idea for a grounded, realistic movie universe. It could have worked if the Celestials had suddenly chosen Earth as the next incubator and the Eternals fought for these people - and not even these people, but the humans who will be victims in 1000 years when it hatches. That also explains where they (haven't) been.

On the other hand, I still like the idea we talked about in the other thread about how the return from the Snap jumpstarted Earth into labor and the Eternals think it's unfair to kill the heroes who just returned half the universe's population to life and so turn on the Celestials. It could almost be basically the same plot minus Deviants and having Ikaris and one or two others be the "villains", doing what they were programmed to do.

I think it also would have been better to at least seed (pun intended) one of these characters before this movie and push this movie further into Phase 4. Sersi could have been worked into an existing property as an anthropologist or whatever worked, or let us start seeing glimpses of Kingo (like his posters in the GOTG Xmas special). Or, during the Five Years Later gap, there were reports of super-powered beings doing some hero-ing in random parts of the world. Hell, Sersi could be a street artist on a mission to bring beauty back into a sad world, using her powers to turn ugly things into something beautiful and engendering hope. Sprite could spin the tales. Or Phastos did some engineering to keep the world's power grids from failing. Something.
 
It's just kinda too comic-booky an idea for a grounded, realistic movie universe.
I can definitely see it. We've had Surtur destroy a planet, and seen Celestials walking around blasting people, but those were other places. Earth is supposed to be our bastion of recognizability. Something that only deviated from our real world in minor steps like a vibranium meteor striking or space gods visiting 1,000 years ago. Being a space egg fundamentally changes what the Earth is.

But I guess it depends on your level of credulity. I personally don't find it outside what we've already seen in the MCU galaxy at large. The only complaint I really have for it is that Arashem's little video briefing on it shows a planet-sized giant blowing apart the Earth, and the actual birthing came nowhere near that. They gave me a very real visual of what to expect, then failed to deliver that.

how the return from the Snap jumpstarted Earth into labor
It's funny to think that Earth must've been right on the verge of popping when Thanos snapped half the people away, since it started hatching within a year of everyone coming back. And it was how Ajak saw humans react to the Snap that convinced her this planet was worth saving. So if Thanos hadn't come along, Earth would have been destroyed. Thanks, Thanos!!

I'm of two minds in how the Snap could've been incorporated into events here. On the one hand, there's an interesting, integrating option to have the appearance of 2 billion people on the planet lead to a premature hatching. Like a global Braxton-Hicks. So now Tiamut is coming, but they can't predict how stable he'll be. That would change the calculus of who wants to stop it and why, but would also help solve the "why now" conundrum that bugs me so much. On the other, I personally prefer the MCU to move on and stop hinging things on the Blip. Just say the Eternals were quietly helping keep society together in the background after the Snap, and move on to tell your own story.
 
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