G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Poll - #56 - Cobra Slavemaster (Animated)

[Ru1977]

They could throw in a bunch of medieval weapons and torture stuff.

 

[DarthDre758]

They could throw in a bunch of medieval weapons and torture stuff.

Go big or go home.

 

[Ru1977]

Another one of those "too many accessories to use at once" figures. ...or is he?

 

[DarthDre758]

Only if you're not creative enough.

 

[Chooch555]

I see all of those things and immediately want to know what's on the scratch-off cards.

 

[DarthDre758]

Probably like a scratch off version of twister. "Large dildo, ear hole".

 

[Ru1977]

That has to exist, otherwise get parker brothers on the horn. The phone.

 

[docsilence]

Those exist.
Also the die is something you roll for a position or activity. Though I've seen them paired with two die, one for the activity and one for the position. Nobody I know has ever accidentally brought those to a D&D session and then rolled for analingus instead of initiative. Never happened. Not in real life. Noooooope.
(The Venn diagram is a circle.)

 

[Ru1977]

They make great stocking stuffers, so to speak.

 

[docsilence]

I don't think there's another way they're delivered.

 

[Ru1977]

Do they have variations? Like one set that's "Just Butt Stuff" or "For The Vanilla Couple" etc? Does Amazon sell them? More importantly, will my wife actually let me give some of these as Christmas gifts? Ooooo, are they affected by the tariffs?

 

[docsilence]

Do they have variations? Like one set that's "Just Butt Stuff" or "For The Vanilla Couple" etc? Does Amazon sell them? More importantly, will my wife actually let me give some of these as Christmas gifts? Ooooo, are they affected by the tariffs?

... On the internet, you can get anything you want.

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[Ru1977]

When they release the Slavemaster as a figure, clearly he'll need a new codename since "Slavemaster" just... no. I'd say Sexecutioner works.

 

[docsilence]

Clearly this needs to be a third party knockoff import.

 

[DetectiveHoag]

He looks like he was rejected from The Village People. Not much interest in this one unless they can make him more interesting.