G.I. Joe Classified Series

Jesus. That's more than a Full Norm. That's 2.5 Full Norms! Have I cracked the conversion? 2.5 Full Norms = 1 Full Ace?
Well, my e-NORM-ous orders have shipped!! Ghost Viper army by Friday wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

This is my present to myself using my pay from running into walls, being a dungeon daddy in leather, and also dancing in a full body bear suit.

No, seriously.
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Heh heh.
Here is the cheapest listed on eBay right now:
 
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Ahh! Not the Rattler Baroness conversation again! I can feel an urge rising...it's taking control of me...

CLASSIFIED DID US DIRTY WITH NOT ENOUGH FEMALES AND THEN JAMMING THE BEST ONE OF THE YEAR IN A HASLAB IS SCUMMY!

...sorry, I thought I had that all out of my system. Until next time!

RE: Quarrel, I agree, my love for NF Quarrel is well-documented, and as always, a matte sealant on her head makes her look twice as good. But you know what's even better-looking? A cool helmet. Now that I think about it, there's no cool masked females on the Joe side. Like a gender-bent Beachhead gal would be rad.
 
Ahh! Not the Rattler Baroness conversation again! I can feel an urge rising...it's taking control of me...

CLASSIFIED DID US DIRTY WITH NOT ENOUGH FEMALES AND THEN JAMMING THE BEST ONE OF THE YEAR IN A HASLAB IS SCUMMY!

...sorry, I thought I had that all out of my system. Until next time!

RE: Quarrel, I agree, my love for NF Quarrel is well-documented, and as always, a matte sealant on her head makes her look twice as good. But you know what's even better-looking? A cool helmet. Now that I think about it, there's no cool masked females on the Joe side. Like a gender-bent Beachhead gal would be rad.
This is jinx disrespect
 
Ahh! Not the Rattler Baroness conversation again! I can feel an urge rising...it's taking control of me...

CLASSIFIED DID US DIRTY WITH NOT ENOUGH FEMALES AND THEN JAMMING THE BEST ONE OF THE YEAR IN A HASLAB IS SCUMMY!

...sorry, I thought I had that all out of my system. Until next time!
I thought i was mad about Glenda, then they do THIS?!?
RE: Quarrel, I agree, my love for NF Quarrel is well-documented, and as always, a matte sealant on her head makes her look twice as good. But you know what's even better-looking? A cool helmet. Now that I think about it, there's no cool masked females on the Joe side. Like a gender-bent Beachhead gal would be rad.
Unless you have Jinx masked. Shooter comes with a mask but I prefer her face naked.
 
Stopped at Target today and saw the newest wave with Barbeque, Footloose, Frag Viper and Darklon. I walked out with Darklon. I enjoyed his figure as a kid, and he just looked too cool in the box.

Also had my 6 legacy cops delivered today. Won't be able to open them up until tomorrow afternoon.
 
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It's funny, cause aside from beachhead and the ninjas, I prefer unmasked characters. (Maybe barbecue...maybe)

Give them cool hats or sunglasses, but I want a face that has some character to. It's why I head swapped the valkyries with jubilee and original cover girl head
 
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