Masters of the Universe: Masterverse

[Mr_Saver]

Society: “You’re not addicted to action figures… have you ever sucked ____ for an action figure”
Us: “…..”

 

[Damien]

It's not an addition. Tenime is just doing it for love of the game.

 

[TENIME]

Absolutely not. Tenime would never sink so low as to overpay for an action figure when sexual favours are a far more dignified option.

I'm not made of money! But my mouth is free!

It's not an addition. Tenime is just doing it for love of the game.

Duh. I usually do it for fun. Getting an action figure in return is just a bonus.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Society: “You’re not addicted to action figures… have you ever sucked ____ for an action figure”
Us: “…..”

OK, this is extra funny because actual drug addicts I work with absolutely use this as a litmus test for being a “real addict”.
Unfortunately, one can totally be an addict without resorting to unwanted sex work.

TENIME’s intervention is scheduled for Thursday.

 

[RicksNerdLife]

70 dollars when my perfectly accessible peener is here for the fellating. Pfft.

 

[Damien]

TENIME’s intervention is scheduled for Thursday.

At least that gives plenty of time for him to get that Blade for me.

 

[AceofKnaves]

At least that gives plenty of time for him to get that Blade for me.

It’s like when the amiable stoner donated his bong to the school rummage sale in Clueless. Everyone benefits.

 

[Super Camel]

I leave you guys alone for 1 day, and you've all got TENIME inhaling hog for toys. This sweet, innocent guy just trying to enjoy the hobby, and you all pimp him out into the slaw siphoning game, just so you can save a few bucks on aftermarket toys. I am appalled........that you didn't think of that sooner.

You gotta save that money. And where there is a mouth, there is a way. I'm pretty sure Yeats said that.