Mattel MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures

[RicksNerdLife]

You get to reach into the big bag of prizes. It's weirdly gray, wet, and smells like cigarettes, but there's a couple cool things in there. I think. But no give-backs and no trades if you don't like what you get.

Why is there a hole in the back in of the bag?

**SECRET HIDDEN 11TH KINK**
BWAMP BWAMP BWAMP BWAAAAAAMP!!

 

[AceofKnaves]

I FOUND FUCKING NOTHING.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuucking nooooooothing.

 

[Damien]

I FOUND FUCKING NOTHING.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuucking nooooooothing.

He's a ghost.

Did you try believing harder? You probably couldn't see him because you don't believe in ghosts. Rookie move.

 

[RicksNerdLife]

I FOUND FUCKING NOTHING.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuucking nooooooothing.

Because you had pants on.

Told you.

 

[AceofKnaves]

You probably couldn't see him because you don't believe in ghosts.

Tell that to the directing crew of my show who have to listen to me yammer on about different kinds of hauntings and why certain people can’t see certain ghosts in Mistlethwaite Manor.
“This is a ‘recording’ haunting, like in The Shining! This is a direct-contact haunting, like in, uh, the other part of The Shining.”

I *want* to believe in ghosts. I really do. I blame it all on my fucking mother withholding Scare-Glow all those years ago.

AND NOW WAL-MART HAS DONE IT AGAIN.

I guess what I’m saying is that I hope the ghosts in which I do not believe, nevertheless go haunt all the west valley Walmarts for fucking me out of my toy today.

Fuckers.

 

[Damien]

Maybe your mother called Wal-Mart. That bitch is gonna keep Scare Glow away from you for her entire life. Unbelievable! Props for the commitment to the bit, though. She's got stamina, as they say.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Maybe your mother called Wal-Mart. That bitch is gonna keep Scare Glow away from you for her entire life. Unbelievable! Props for the commitment to the bit, though. She's got stamina, as they say.

I say, with zero irony and 100% seriousness, that that is absolutely something she’d do if she could. Like maybe not *now* (she’s scared of my wife), but like up to 2018, “for my own good”, yup.

 

[Damien]

Christ... that's hilarious but incredibly sad in equal measure. Also.. fuck her, dude - we'll find you some Scare Glow if it's the last thing we do before the nuclear war.

 

[AceofKnaves]

I’m just proud of myself that I haven’t gone to eBay yet. I’m showing remarkable restraint in my dotage.

*looks at the amount of pre-orders made JUST AT WALMART in the last two days*

OK maybe not *restraint*.

 

[Damien]

Restraint is one of those words that belongs in a bondage club. It has NO place here, and you know it.

 

[RicksNerdLife]

The Glow has been obtained!

Found a couple for myself and a local buddy.

Man, this figure is so freaking good. The articulation is insanely smooth. So much better than Masterverse. It even FEELS different/better than Masterverse.

And yes, smaller. I'm not sure if it's just an in-hand, no figure on hand, comparison, but it just feels like a smaller figure than any Masterverse. But obviously have to get home and check for and compare, myself.

 

[Super Camel]

I'm going full on AceofKnaves Monday, minus the pants, and I am hitting up every Wal-Mart in a wide radius of my Tri State area on a hunt for Scareglow, the core line Alcala Skeletor, and those new Mighty Masters (MOTU in the style of the Mattel WWE Knuckle Crunchers, kind of).

Will I be successful? Will I fail? Will Ace's Mom fuck me over? Find out Monday when I return!

 

[AceofKnaves]

If I can get my wife to leave early today, there will be another attempt down in rich old conservative beach people land before shows today. I’m gonna find that undead bastard!!!

 

[cmoney]

Zero satisfaction today. Still not a MotU figure of any kind in sight, either in the regular or collector's aisles.

 

[NORM]

Zero satisfaction today. Still not a MotU figure of any kind in sight, either in the regular or collector's aisles.

There are collector aisles at Walmart??