G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #189 - Zartan (Sigma 6)

Day 188 - Long Range - (Sigma 6) (3/19/26)

New character recycling a RAH codename, but I fee like this Long Range has a better shot at a Classified figure than the vehicle driver.

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Oh, this is from Rob Liefeld’s tenure on the Joe book. With the weird body proportions and comically proportional elephant gun. Add the obligatory 90’s trenchcoat and there you go. 😆

Don’t care much for the design. Classified would have to work some serious magic on this guy to get my interest. Probable pass.
 
I hate both of those.

But I also feel like I need to point out that I just can't force my brain to de-fuckify those bodies. I absolutely despise, to the very core of my soul, the Sigma 6 -style-, and that is definitely affecting how I view the -designs-. I just can't see these in my brain properly divorced from how hideous those bodies are.
 
Again: decartoonify. And then maybe.
I wish my brain could decartoonify it so I could even see what I think that would look like. I'm usually REALLY good at visualizing design language but I just cannot do it here. It's like the Sigma 6 style causes my whole brain to crash out.
 
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