G.I. Joe Classified - News & Updates

Went to see Die Spitz play an awesome gig, then froze my arse off waiting for the bus home when I remembered these were dropping. Ordered Airtight, Sundown, and the Hydro Viper, then ate a cherry brownie that tasted like biting into heaven. A pretty good night all things considered.

The Joes haven’t sold out here yet, just various Transformers.
 
Big Lob, Night Viper, Lifeline, and Hit & Run arrived today. Generally pretty good, but trying to put Lifeline's glasses and helmet on at the same time is causing my eye to twitch over and over again. After this and Short Fuze and Doc I just want glasses to be molded to the face, this succkkkkks.
Alright, I was able to get it to look pretty good. Now I'm never taking his helmet and glasses off again :D

Now, the goggles that come with both Lifeline and Hit & Run...I think those should be molded to the helmet as well, getting them to fit is a stretch. Hit & Run's seem to be staying, I haven't had any luck with Lifeline yet.
 
So the Steeler/Short Fuze pack is down to $26.99 at Target Not available for shipping near me, but the site did identifybthree stores within 20 miles of me that have it at that price
 
I was on vacation and missed the preorders yesterday. Looks like Royal Guard is sold out everywhere. Anyone know of an available preorder? Pulse, Amazon, BBTS, Entertainment Earth, Nerdzoic are all sold out.


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See, I read "Zarten" as pronouncing Zartan with a French accent and his OG file card said he was probably educated at St. Cyr, so Zartan may, in fact, be French. Just sayin'.
That explains why he spends so much time in the swamp. Always looking for frogs to eat!
Now the question is where does that Lt. Falcon come from?
Well, Mr. Falcon and Mrs. Falcon got really, really close...
Yeah. Remember when they did that one Disney Plus wave bit by bit and nobody liked it? Hasbro apparently doesn't remember that.
Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Lifeline has big hands.
That's how you know he's the one.
I saw Budo in person at target for the first time. He spoke to me....
I recommend some strong anti-psychotic meds.
 
I couldn't discern initially whether the new non-Wild Bill cowboy/ranger was supposed to be Indian/Pakistani or some degree of Middle Eastern/Arab/Persian.

Apparently he's supposed to be Latino given the tattoos and Lenny's explanation. The face sculpt just looks more Aladdin / Prince of Persia to me.

Does this guy exist in any books yet or he was just made up solely for the line?
 
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