I could see my dad coming back in time to save me though. Only living tissue can go through, so travelling naked is definitely something he would jump at.
Your Dad's a crack up, but he's not unique. Far from it. Did I ever tell you guys that acclaimed science fiction writer George Clayton Johnson was a nudist? George co-wrote Logan's Run and wrote for several TV shows in the 1960's, including The Twilight Zone and Star Trek.
He was a nice man. Polite, extremely intelligent, soft spoken and considerate. He just happened to like taking all of his clothes off in public. How did I find that out? The same way I find out about everything. The hard way.
This would have been in either 1983 or 84. I was dating a female underground comix artist at the time and she was invited to one of the infamous "Dead Dog Parties" at SDCC. I could write a whole chapter in my autobiography about the Dead Dog Parties but at this point I'd never even heard of them. I wanted to try and keep my girlfriend out of trouble and sober because she had deadlines so I accompanied her to this sordid little affair. That's what happens when you have the best of intentions. Everything quickly goes to shit.
So the party was held in a luxury suite at the Westgate Hotel and there were probably twice as many people there as there should have been but whatever. There were a bunch of comics, animation and sci-fi professionals in attendance so I was happy. Looking around, I saw Steve Gerber, Frank Brunner, Steve Englehart and a few others. And sitting on a couch chatting with a couple of fans was Mr. George Clayton Johnson. Who happened to be naked as a blue jay. I turned beet red. I couldn't believe it. Why the hell was one of my favorite writers naked? And would I ever be able to watch Logan's Run or the Twilight Zone again without thinking about this?
My lady friend saw him and her eyes got big as saucers. She said "Oh, cool!" and proceeded to take off her dress. I screamed "What the hell are you doing?" and made her quit. That didn't go over well with her but I didn't care. No one told me before we went in there that the rules were going to be tossed out the window and it was anything goes. I was in the Navy at the time. Rules and regulations were my life. I could just see the place getting busted, me spending the night in the can and then having to explain all that to my division officer who had no sense of humor. Needless to say we did not stay long. I got the cold shoulder for the rest of the night but it was okay. I like a good party but full frontal male nudity was something I could easily live without.
So that's my George Clayton Johnson story. To this day, 40 something years later, I can't watch the "Penny For Your Thoughts" episode of the Twilight Zone without thinking "I saw George Clayton Johnson's weiner."
Comic Con back in the 70's, 80's and early 90's was just insane. When we moved into the huge, sparkling new convention center the show got a lot more corporate with the movie studios in attendance, but those early days were like the wild, wild west for geeks and nerds.
Anyway, I don't want to derail the thread but I thought you might appreciate that story, Ru. Your Father is in some pretty good company.