G.I. Joe Head Canon & Fanfic Filecards

Code Name: Sci-Fi (Disavowed)
File Name: Fine, Seymour
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry/Laser Weapons Systems Operator
Secondary Military Specialty: Electronic Instrument Repair
Birthplace: Geraldine, Montana
Rank: E-4

Subject accepted early retirement from the GI Joe Unit with disconcerting calm. Unlike many of his fellow soldiers, Fine calmly assessed the situation, slowly walked back to his quarters, methodically packed up his personal belongs, and left the base without any emotion or fanfare. Standard surveillance has followed as he took on consulting work with several laser/targeting systems vendors - most notably, taking on some contract work for MARS. His work is somewhat counter to the administration's goals, as Fine is part of a team developing a targeted laser defensive grid which can be stationed around civilian targets to prevent missile attacks. His connection to weapons manufacturers precludes ending surveillance on the subject.

"Never take your eyes off the quiet ones. Yeah, Sci-Fi is earning some money from defense contractors, but one of his jobs right now is testing a laser rifle that can fry the targeting system on a missile or bomb from three miles away through a concentrated beam of superheated light. He spends a lot of nights sitting in the desert aiming those lasers in the sky, frying targeting systems. All this sounds like humanitarian work, even if the guy paying the bills is Destro. But in spite of this, Sci-Fi easily said the most stone-cold killer thing I've heard any of the boys say since the unit was Disbanded. He turns to Hawk and says: if things get bad enough, I need three minutes and a straight line between me and Lewis's skull and I can flash-fry his cerebrum. Of course, Hawk says that's not how we're gonna do things, but even Low-Light was like bro, you need to go outside and touch grass for a minute..."
 
I hope you're proud of that one. I know he is a favorite of yours, and I think you made him such a stoic badass.
I actually meant to include a bit about targeting satellites with lasers to disable them but it was starting to feel a little long.
 
Every team needs a guy that's totally calm but also willing to melt someone's face if the situation requires it.
I like the pivot in his profession. I was actually wondering where someone that's literally a science fiction laser trooper lands in a more grounded setting. Worked really well.
 
I actually meant to include a bit about targeting satellites with lasers to disable them but it was starting to feel a little long.
Yeah, some of these guys deserve a longer format. If nothing else, I can do other pages for them since there can be more to their files.
Every team needs a guy that's totally calm but also willing to melt someone's face if the situation requires it.
Absolutely. Not all heroes carry a sword.
I like the pivot in his profession. I was actually wondering where someone that's literally a science fiction laser trooper lands in a more grounded setting. Worked really well.
Agreed, it all fits perfectly.
 
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