G.I. Joe Classified Beamish-Style Weekend Vehicle Poll - #35 - Sand Razor

[canprime]

It's an interesting design and I like it, but I'm not sure I would want it in Classified.

 

[DetectiveHoag]

That looks like it would be pretty unbalanced. Can’t say as I particularly like the design. Likely pass for me.

 

[Spongyblue]

Alas, it's not for me. Because it would be a coffee table.

But you do need a coffee table...

So hear me out, IKEA get's in a licensing deal with Hasbro; actual furniture that just happens to be shaped like your favorite in scale Joe vehicle. Would I pay $700 for a hydrofoil, probably not. $700 for a coffee table, that works as a coffee table, but also has missiles and guns and spots for Cobra Commander to stand and point menacingly at people. I say that's printing money.

On to Dusty's ride. It's a suped up golf cart. I'm not saying that in a negative way. He's got his ride clapped out. I live in an area where it is common to see folks ride around in carts and my wife wants to get one. I said the only way would be if it was tricked out to the nines, I can't look like some normie. This is my inspiration. Golf cart painted in 1990's Gulf Storm desert camo, Ford F150 tires and a hard point to mount a water cannon.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Maybe on the Sand Razor. I didn’t buy it then . . .

 

[docsilence]

I wouldn't mind a little dune buggy thing like that, but I hate the massive cannon thing on the top of it.

 

[Chooch555]

The "Add a whole unnecessary platform atop it" was very much the style at the time, but not something we need to continue.

 

[Damien]

Wow... I really hate that thing.