Okay. Stop me if you've heard this one.
A group of nuns are standing outside the gates of Heaven, but Saint Peter tells them they have to answer bible trivia to get in. The first few questions are pretty basic. Simple things that most Catholics are taught in school like what's the third commandment and whatnot. The last one gets the question, "What did Eve say when she saw Adam for the first time in the garden?" The nun scratches her head and says, "Gee, that's a hard one." "That is correct, you may enter."
:::crickets:::
Okay, that's funnier if you've had a couple of belts.