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DarthDre758

DarthDre758

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A thread where you talk about whatever is on your mind.

I just got back from getting my wife a new (used) 2024 Ford Escape. I got my Wagoneer brand new in 2023...and now she has a car that's newer than mine.
 
Setting: Game night, in my friend's basement

Participants: Red Ogre, Scott, Aaron, Ted

Timing: 20 minutes into the gaming session

Red Ogre: (getting up and walking across the room)
"Well, it's time I address my porn addiction."

Everyone else: (visibly confused)

Red Ogre: (standing in front of the refrigerator)
"Yep, my addiction to porn myself a beer!"

Everyone else: (contemplating murder, and pleading self defense against bad jokes)
 
Ru1977 said:
Nice!

And nice on the thread! A place where derailment is the way.
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I have a coworker who is seven months pregnant but she keeps doing little things like "oh, I'll be with you in just a sex. I mean sec! Oh gosh I said sex!" Or when another coworker was talking about the bird species "swallows", the pregnant one had never heard of that bird before and immediately google image searched to find two swallows humping and called me over to look. Just now she showed me she has a little ghost figurine on her desk for Halloween, then took another figurine she has that is kinda hugging its legs and positioned it so the ghost is tossing its salad.

I am convinced she is an HR plant.
 
I tutored a larger woman in an introductory Linux course a few years ago. One task involved granting administrative privileges to other users on the system by manually editing the "sudoers" file.
When the expected outcome didn't happen I looked into why. She had mistyped her command and tried to edit a nonexistent file called "suddoers". I said her problem was that she had double "d"s. The next five silent seconds seemed to stretch into silent hours and I was sweating.
She defused my panic by looking down at her chest and commenting that it's the first time anyone has ever complained.
 
Red Ogre said:
Setting: Game night, in my friend's basement

Participants: Red Ogre, Scott, Aaron, Ted

Timing: 20 minutes into the gaming session

Red Ogre: (getting up and walking across the room)
"Well, it's time I address my porn addiction."

Everyone else: (visibly confused)

Red Ogre: (standing in front of the refrigerator)
"Yep, my addiction to porn myself a beer!"

Everyone else: (contemplating murder, and pleading self defense against bad jokes)
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Sounds like you're as into porn as I am into fitness. Fitness whole pizza in my mouth!
 
I'm glad we have this thread so that I can over share!

Starting talking Zoloft a while back and Jesus Christ does it make it sexual activities a chore. No problems getting it up but getting it off is a whole other story. It now requires concentration so intense that I'm pretty sure I'm going to discover I have latent telekinesis or some other mental power during the process.
 
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