I love this part of that story the most....and always bugged me for pictures of penguins...
I love this part of that story the most....and always bugged me for pictures of penguins...
I love this part of that story the most.
'Round about 30 years ago some people I knew were on vacation in NYC. They convinced the casual New Yorker that wrangling tornadoes was how Kansans traveled long distances. Also, we occasionally needed to circle the station wagons during "Indian raids".It was not a bit, she really believed Canada The Landmass was an Arctic land of midnight sun.
It's kinda like the moon in the Marvel Universe. Beautiful, but mostly inhospitable. Except for the Blue Areas.Damn, I gotta visit.
Don't try to fool us, Damien! I know for a fact that Canadians travel by dog sled, and are led across the wintery wastelands by Eskimo guides named "Nantook"! Only the Eskimo's supernatural abilities can protect you from polar bears and flying hockey pucks!Racist comments like this are dangerous and incredibly misleading. Most Canadians ride geese and sell maple syrup. You'd know that if you stepped outside your bubble once in a while. Jeez.
Not a concern. All Canadians are dressed in full hockey gear at all times.flying hockey pucks!
Lord, I still get this, more or less. When I tell folks I'm from Kansas, they always ask about the Wizard of Oz and ask if it's all just plains and if we have indoor plumbing and go cow tipping and all that. Tornado wranglin' used to be one of my go-tos as well. Couple people said it sounded fun and how they'd love to see a tornado up close. Ah, city folk.'Round about 30 years ago some people I knew were on vacation in NYC. They convinced the casual New Yorker that wrangling tornadoes was how Kansans traveled long distances. Also, we occasionally needed to circle the station wagons during "Indian raids".
My last name is Eubanks. So, Newlywed Game, Bob Eubanks.Lord, I still get this, more or less. When I tell folks I'm from Kansas, they always ask about the Wizard of Oz and ask if it's all just plains and if we have indoor plumbing and go cow tipping and all that. Tornado wranglin' used to be one of my go-tos as well. Couple people said it sounded fun and how they'd love to see a tornado up close. Ah, city folk.
My last name is Brady, so I always get "Are you related to Tom Brady?". I'd always say "No, but I'm part of the Brady Bunch", and it would always disappoint me that they'd stare at me like I had two heads. I need to just finally say yes next time they ask and see what it gets me.![]()
I may have one better. Not where I'm from, but when I tell people about the goings on in my personal life the response is generally a prolonged pause followed by "I'll pray for you." Never sure what to say there aside from thank you.When I tell people I'm originally from Boston, the response is usually a reserved nod and an 'oooh..' How the fuck am I supposed to take that?