G.I. Joe Classified Series

[TENIME]

I am literally friends with SIX Jessicas.

 

[TENIME]

Also, I'm just jumping in to the middle of the card art discussion. First, I really don't care what the Retro cards look like, I'm just throwing them away anyways. And lets not think that all the old card arts were great.

Flint's crotch includes 8 accessories!

 

[DarthDre758]

Doesn't everyone's?

Wait...doesn't everone's?!

 

[Chooch555]

Let's compare apples to apples.

 

[Ru1977]

Yep. Inflatable Date Syndrome. They're years from a cure. I saw an afterschool special on it once.

 

[TENIME]

No disrespect to the artist, but I don't think the original is all that great. His new codename is "Squint," lol. And the puckery open mouth thing Cheeto Hitler does.

There's something about the new face I don't enjoy, but I think it's overall better work.

And I have neither interest nor nostalgia for owning either one, lol.

 

[NORM]

Oh my goodness, the old one is SO much better than that new card.

 

[Damien]

I can't explain this, but the new Flint looks like someone used a photo of the action figure and put a 'make it a real person' filter on it.

Why is that old Outback wearing a construction hard hat?

 

[NORM]

I can't explain this, but the new Flint looks like someone used a photo of the action figure and put a 'make it a real person' filter on it.

Why is that old Outback wearing a construction hard hat?

That's exactly what goes through my head when I see that new Flint card. It was a figure first, they ran it through some AI filter to make it look like a real person. The crotch looks like it has hip joint gaps. The neck doesn't look attached to the clavicles/torso. It's among their worst retro card art.

Outback is wearing the hard hat to protect his head from missiles that actually shoot.

 

[Ru1977]

Why is that old Outback wearing a construction hard hat?

Oh I think you know why.

 

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[Ru1977]

Standard waves:
G2272 - Tyrannis - LIFELINE
G2273 - Razor - NIGHT-VIPER
G2274 - Callie - HIT & RUN
G2276 - LT Steele - BIG LOB
G2277 - LT Felina - MOLE RAT 2

G2278 - The Enforcer
G2279 - Dark Kat
G2280 - Dr Viper - HYDRO-VIPER
G2281 - Shlub
G2282 - Pastmaster

G2275 - CMDR Feral
G2283 - Hippocampus - ICEBERG
G2286 - Dr Street
G2288 - Professor
G2289 - Stupendous

G2284 - Deliria
G2285 - Turmoil
G2287 - Randall

Standard Deluxe:
G2042 - Legacy Cow
G2044 - Legacy Hank
G2102 - BB Rudy DLX - Cobra La Royal Guard
G2116 - BB Bob Pet
G2023 - Linda Pet
G2025 - Tina DLX
G2085 - Louise VS 2-PK

Exclusives:
G2045 - MD Droopy (Target) - NF Zartan
G2046 - MD Driffle 2-Pack (Target)
G2047 - MD Vavoom 2-Pack (Target)
G2048 - JJ Jana (Walmart)
G2049 - JJ Montaro (Walmart)
G2050 - JJ Ghost (Walmart)
G2051 - JQ Jonny (Fan Channel) -TAURUS/RED DOG
G2052 - JQ Hadhi VEH (Fan Channel?)
G2070 - JQ Race 2-PK (Fan Channel)
G2081 - JQ Bandit DLX+ (Fan Channel)
G2075 - JQ Jessie DLX (Pulse)
G2103 - (Unknown) (Pulse)
G2123 - (Unknown) (Pulse)
G2026 - (Unknown) (Pulse)
G3300 - (Unknown) (Pulse)
G3301 - (Unknown) (Pulse)
G2043 - Gleep (Pulse) - HASLAB SNOWCAT
G3617 - (Unknown)

G2086 - Korvo DLX (NYCC)

Retro:
G2290 - Retro DL Dexter - Female Crimson Guard
G2291 - Retro DL Dee Dee - Crazylegs
G2292 - Retro DL Mandark - Zap
G2293 - Retro DL Mom
G2294 - Retro DL Dad
G2295 - Retro DL Miss Spell
G2296 - Retro DL Major Glory
G2297 - Retro DL Krunk
G2298 - Retro DL Valhallen

 

[Ru1977]

Apparently Ninja Zartan is a target exclusive. And Hydro Viper is NOT a deluxe.

 

[vicious]

Now I want that Outback in a hard hat. He can go with Law; guys who look like they're part of Majima Construction

 

[DarthDre758]

You could always pair him up with Mindbender, Spirit, and the Legacy Cop and have your own Joe version of the Village People.